We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this clip from Britain’s Got Talent. If it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, well then you’ve simply got no soul. Enjoy!

I woke up to particular gray and gloomy morning, which usually would make for a somber day. However, this morning it just put an extra spring in my step because a) I got to wear my lilac-blue wellies (I called them “galoshes” by mistake and I doubt my co-workers will EVER let me live that [...]

A little while ago, on my way back through Bryant Park after picking up my routine grilled cheddar with ham and pear on cranberry pecan bread, but before walking by BRAD PITT AND GEORGE CLOONEY FILMING THEIR NEW COEN BROTHERS FLICK, BURN AFTER READING, RIGHT ON 43RD STREET OUTSIDE MY OFFICE BUILDING (that’s right, you [...]

There are some simple adjustments that any female must make when living with a male (one who is not her boyfriend at least). After sharing an apartment with just girls for the past 10 months (yet having previously lived with eight guys under one roof in Denmark and three in a converted studio in Manhattan’s [...]

OK, OK, I know I am long overdue for a post (not to mention have loads to write about from this past week – Montreal, Coney Island, visit from the fam, to start), but this one pressing issue can’t go undiscussed. Facebook is opening up its user profiles to the non-Facebook using public. Um, what??? [...]

Today I had a moment of clarity (or rather Katy had it and relayed it to me). This is why Heather isn’t going anywhere: It’s suddenly all so clear! Our resident rodent is a regular Tom Cruise. Who knew?

The time has come. For me to fess up. The underlying truth: We are the dirtiest people you ever did know. Or will know for that matter. Actually, that’s not quite true. Sarah-Eva (the infamous roommate who will be relocating to the far slums of Park Slope later this week, Praise Be To The Lord [...]

When LP suggested a Girls Night that encompassed a movie and evening at Olive Garden, we thought she was joking (about the Olive Garden part, at least). But sure enough, the next evening, against the better judgment of Liz, Katy and Ryan (Rast and I had no complaints – figures!), we were seated on the [...]

Today I officially entered womanhood. True, it only took me a quarter of a century, but I think I’ve finally succeeded. All it required was a little pain here, a little hair removal there, and poof be gone my youthful days. In case you haven’t quite caught on yet, today was the day I lost [...]

Three nights ago, I dined out with a new friend. Being a guy and a bigger one at that, he naturally ordered more food than me. So when the bill came around, the logical thing would be for us to each pay our share, right? Wrong! For some reason, New Yorkers have it in their [...]