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Photo Friday: Brunei River, Brunei

I sort of can’t believe it’s been 28 months since I returned from my honeymoon in Asia, and I’m just now telling you about the proboscis monkeys. But first, let’s rewind.

BruneiHow did we end up in Brunei? That’s a good question. Once we settled on Borneo as our honeymoon destination, and one week turned into two weeks turned into three, we decided since we were already in the area, we might as well go to Brunei. The question isn’t so much why? as why not?

BruneiThe capital, Bandar Seri Begawan, was fine but after a day of wandering around, we had run out of things to do.

BruneiAt this point, we had been on Borneo for 17 days, watched orangutans play, swam with turtles, been swept away by torpedoes of barracuda, bitten by triggerfish—but not seen the island’s most famed inhabitants: the proboscis monkeys.

BruneiSo we did what any respectable tourist would do and we headed to the waterfront. The fastest water taxi who reached us, we asked: “how much to see monkeys?” Since he didn’t understand English, we then had to act it out. (Envision me hootin’ and hollerin’ and scratchin’ under my armpits like a primate, then mimickin’ the monkeys’ long noses.)

BruneiThat was his “a-ha!” moment as he nodded in acknowledgement, beckoned us to get in his taxi and sped off.

BruneiWe boarded the taxi in the center of the town, but not three minutes down the river, the landscape began to change dramatically.

BruneiWe took a fork in the river, and suddenly, there was no one around. Was this such a good idea? You do hear about Americans disappearing down rivers in Brunei while searching for proboscis monkeys all the time in the media, after all.

BruneiI readied my camera anyway. Since my nicer Canon zoom lens had been stolen in South Africa months before, I just had a cheapie model that only focused in the stillest of circumstances. So it was my luck that as I was pulling out my equipment, we saw our first suspect—and I wasn’t quick enough to capture his face.

BruneiThe proboscis monkeys are extremely shy, and I worried that I had missed my one shot at photographing these suckers. After all, surely he alerted his mates in the jungle that tourists were approaching and that they should abandon ship, right?

BruneiYet, we rounded another river bend, and there was a whole cluster of monkeys far, far up in the tree, including a mama hauling her baby around on her back.

BruneiIf you’ll allow me to be candid for a moment, “proboscis” is just far too hard to say, so SVV and I simply refer to these guys as “the penis-faced monkeys.” I mean, “proboscis” does mean, literally, “an elongated appendage from the head of an animal.” Though the noses weren’t the only elongated things about them. (Tails, people! I’m talking about tails. Get your minds out of the gutter.)

BruneiAnd that was probably my favorite thing about Brunei: the fact that we could approach a water taxi driver who didn’t speak a lick of English, act like a penis-faced monkey, and 10 minutes and $10 (including tip) later, he would deliver the very thing we had looked for the past few weeks.

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Comments ( 28 )

  1. Those unplanned for side trips could be the best part about travel.
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  2. I saw these guys om Borneo at Labuk Bay, they have a semi wild sanctuary set up for them on protected land and they put food out for them everyday so you get to see them really up close it’s great!

    • That’s awesome–that’s how we saw orangutans in Rasa Ria, as well. Though I do think it’s really fun to have to find them in the wild yourself–makes it much more of an adventure!

  3. Bwahaha I would have loved to be sitting on the riverbank watching you guys mime monkey’s. Glad he figured out what you meant and you got to see them.
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  4. Oh the long nose monkey! I recently saw them in Borneo (Indonesia) for the first time! :) They looks so humanlike!

  5. Haha I just put up a post about them as well! And obviously I bought two postcards with them to send to my friends… I felt very mature.

  6. I agree with Gaelyn that these unexpected side trips are what make travel so much fun.
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  7. This is awesome. No pictures of the acting-out-a-monkey antics though?
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  8. thank God for you doing blast from the past posts now. there are so many adventures i am still waiting to see & read about : ) kind of hard to believe there you “ran” out of things to do…but i believe it (that happened to me in Montevideo, Uruguay). worst case scenario, start jumpin’! SVV might get tired though but i know you won’t

  9. What a fun little day trip! I’m a sucker for monkeys, and for Southeast Asia in general. Maybe I’ll put Brunei on the list for my upcoming trip!
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  10. Never made it to Brunei but I did make it Borneo. Still didn’t get to see any monkey penis though. :)
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  11. There is nothing about this adventure I don’t love, but by far my favorite part is the mental image of you doing your monkey dance I hope you brought that little move out for SVV later on…

  12. Those monkeys kind of creep me out because their faces look too much like those of little old men. But I love the picture of that temple (?), so it looks like the boat tour is worth the journey anyway.
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  13. Girl, your dirty joke is fitting. Check out the rather scandalous missionary photos of some of these monkeys in Borneo.

    http://trippandheather.blogspot.com/2012/09/monkey-park.html
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  14. Monkeys are cute until there are too many of them. Then I get freaked. A bunch of them broke into the hut we were staying in in South Africa. It was terrifying.

  15. Oh yes – I would be making the same jokes lady.
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  16. The monkeys are so funny :))))))

  17. These are great pictures. The orange fur of the monkeys really pops even though it’s a rusty color.
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  18. The last time I was at the Richmond Metro Zoo, there were some adorable baby primates and I took a ton of photos of them all. I get back, start editing and the cutest most adorable baby monkey was making some great little faces in the photos, but his penis was also fully out on display. Womp womp.
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    • I cannot tell you how many animals I’ve photographed “accidentally” with their junk hanging out for all to see—various monkeys, donkeys, beluga whales…and one particularly aggressive cape buffalo who was trying to impregnate his mate while we were on safari in South Africa. I didn’t ever use any of those photos, sadly =)

  19. Wow. Brunei is simply beautiful!

  20. I saw proboscis monkeys in Sarawak, Borneo, but they disappeared before we could get close enough to get good photos. I think most of my shots are of shaking trees. You got some great ones.
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  21. Great post about Brunei! I was there about 3 weeks ago and did many of these things.. And I LOVED those monkeys! Did you get a chance to visit Ulu Temburong National Park? It’s amazing.

    Cheers and Happy Travels :)

    Drew
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