One thing I always do when coming back to Tennessee is set aside some quality bonding time with my totally awesome (single)(readily available) cousin John. This usually consists of childish banter, a discussion of Nashville’s lack of quality women and the consumption of at least one adult beverage. You see, John’s constantly on a hunt for a wife (kidding.sorta.not really) and has found the perfect way to simultaneously woo a lady while lowering her inhibitions: chocolate and alcohol. Behold (or simply fast forward to approximately 2:00 and then again at 2:49 for the great Shaker Gyration):
How to Make a Feetini from krysleigh on Vimeo.
Appropriately dubbed “feetinis,” as “fees” (chicks, ladies, whatever you want to call us) are the bane of John’s existence. Someday, when he’s good and ready, I’ll have him tell you about his exploits in biting a future Bachelor contestant on the cheek in an effort to end a date that was going nowhere fast. Classy fella, that John. But I will admit his feetinis brought these fees’ milkshakes to the yard.
The guys were digging them, too (any dude who denies liking chocolate — I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SVV — is lying, LYING, I tell you). When they weren’t busy searching for dates on Craigslist personals, that is.*
*Not judging online dating, no way, but hey, if you’re a single fee in the Greater Nashville Area, drop me a line and I’ll arrange for a feetini tasting all of your own with both John and his (equally attractive)(equally single)(equally available) roommate Kellan (ladies, he plays the guitar). Because every guy secretly digs being pimped out via blog. John may know the way to a woman’s heart, but I’ve got the male brain figured out, yo.
Your cousin and his roommate are hot. And hilarious. Too bad I live in Vancouver, eh?
Your cousin is so hot and available!!! OMG!!! How is he not dating anyone in Nashville??? I will def stop by for a feetini if I’m around town!!! Any guy who invents a chocolate drink is worth my time (wink). I wish I could find the guy who made up those drinks so we could hook!!! LOL. But really, who made them up, and where can I get the recipe??? LOL
Do they fix tasty fried egg sandwiches? Now THAT’S the way to a woman’s heart.
At least he only bit her on the cheek. I’ve heard of much worse…
I want a feetini, although I’m thinking a gingerbreadini might be more seasonal (as she eats gingerbread cake for breakfast). When are you freaking coming home? I must run and gossip and pick up cops at the coffeeshop with you!!!
Fee, eh? I’ve never heard that word before. Young people these days! They’re so clever!
Why do the single guys always live in South, when there are no single guys left in the city?
This was so cute! I wish I knew some girls in Nashville to send his way.
P.S. My husband lovvvvves chocolate martinis. I bet he would love a feetini!